"Reasons" for being late for classes?

i wanna hear urs... LEAVE IT ON UR COMMENTS!!!

I ll start...

Sir, the train that i was in hit a cow, everything got delayed( make sure they don't mistake the cow for "cow" or else ur get both; for telling a lie and for discriminating)

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and now for ur comments,

who knows this might turn out to be useful to other people who find it hard to attend classes on time due to "reasons" of their own; however chimeric these reasons can be.